Wednesday, December 06, 2006
~ 5:11 PM ~
As a city worker, I don't have the luxury of driving into the city and paying for a whole day's worth of parking. So... I catch the bus (as most others do).
My workplace is on St George's Tce, but as Perthians know, the Terrace is a rather long strip, and sometimes when i'm uber lazy, I catch the red cat bus into the city (yes, i'll admit - it's one stop hehe).
But anyways, Perthians will also know that the Cat buses have been designed with extremely minimal seating room, and very maximum standing room.
As my lazy bum rushed onto the cat, I was feeling uber lazy and rather rude as I proceeded to sit down and steal the potential seat of someone who may have actually needed it.
To my horror and shock, a young man (who was not too bad looking mind you) stood just in front of me (I was in that seat where there's room for a guy to stand and face you). Unfortunately for my eyes, this young man had on very very tight pants. Extremely tight. So much that he suffered from VPL (yes, that dreaded VISIBLE PANTY LINE that girls hate).
His VPL stared me in the face and as he swayed back and forth struggling to grasp the little stander-uperer-handles-to-stablise-you-things, his VPL and rather small bum kept being shoved in my face.
And even worse... he then turned around so that his CROTCH faced me - and oh boy, did those tight pants say "hellO"... :SSSS
Luckily for me, I was only there for one stop and I got up and ran off.
So moral of the story : Please boys, do NOT wear tight pants :) Or at least have the decency to ensure you're not STANDING in front of a girl's face :)
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